April 21, 2026

Got a spam from a company called “Dandy” claiming to be able to remove bad reviews. How???

AFAIK, this is impossible.

Is it just a plain scam where they take my money and nothing happens, or do they have some blackhat thing going on, or do they pay off someone at Google, or something else?

Anybody ever hear of them?

What these companies actually do

1. They repackage the normal reporting process

They submit the same “flag this review” forms that you can submit yourself for free.
If the review doesn’t violate policy, nothing happens. If it does, it might have been removed anyway—regardless of who flagged it.

You’re basically paying for:

  • Someone to click buttons
  • Zero special access
  • No guaranteed outcome

2. They bury bad reviews instead of removing them

This is the most common tactic.

They:

  • Encourage (or aggressively solicit) new positive reviews
  • Push SEO content to outrank review pages
  • Help you respond publicly to reviews to make them look less damaging

This does not remove bad reviews—it just makes them less visible.

Totally legal, but often sold dishonestly as “removal.”


3. They use shady or gray-area tactics

Some firms engage in blackhat stuff, such as:

  • Filing false “defamation” or “fake review” claims
  • Pressuring reviewers to take posts down
  • Mass-reporting reviews in hopes an automated system nukes one

This can occasionally work short-term, but it’s risky:

  • Platforms can reverse removals
  • Your business can get flagged or suspended
  • You may violate terms of service

4. They flat-out scam

Unfortunately, this happens a lot.

Red flags include:

  • Guarantees like “100% removal”
  • Vague explanations of how they do it
  • Upfront fees with no performance clause
  • Pressure tactics (“act now before this review spreads”)

In these cases, you pay… and nothing changes.


What they are not doing

Just to be crystal clear:

  • ❌ They are not paying off someone at Google
  • ❌ They do not have a secret admin dashboard
  • ❌ They do not have special partnerships that override review policy

Google and major platforms aggressively guard against this. Anyone claiming inside access is lying.


So is it impossible to remove bad reviews?

Not impossible—just rare and specific.

A review can sometimes be removed if it is:

  • Clearly fake (wrong business, wrong location)
  • Written by a competitor or ex-employee (with evidence)
  • Harassment, hate speech, or explicit spam

Even then, removal is inconsistent and slow.


Bottom line

If a company cold-emails you claiming they can “remove bad reviews,” assume:

  • Best case: they’re selling review management, not removal
  • Middling case: gray-hat tactics that might backfire
  • Worst case: they take your money and disappear

If you want, I can help you:

  • Evaluate whether a specific bad review violates policy
  • Draft a response that minimizes damage
  • Decide whether a legit reputation management approach is worth it